The straw, the straw and Straw 
a Venezuelan Adventure in Mexico :
- Excuse me Miss, may I have a cigarette? - Ask the young Venezuela does not know that in Mexico along the lines of cocaine are called skinny. Given face of disgust of the lady, the young Venezuelan you realize that you used the wrong word and rephrase the question - A straw? - now the face of Miss disgust change of repulsion, since the term straw pornographic connotations ... Finally, in a state of concern, the young man asks - "Straw? - With troubled face - Ahhhhhhh - Answer the seller - not have, drink a glass with ice pour soda - This is one of the strangest memories I have, and do not know why, I keep laughing at the thought how strange it is to speak the same language and not understanding at all. Everyone has fun memories, memories that I would forget, forget and memories that suddenly appear, in short, everyone has stories to tell. But anyway, this story is to illustrate my misadventures in Mexico, but to prove in advance something I've seen a lot: A people like the stories. You may be in some casual conversation, there is always a story, which serves as an anchor between the theme and people. In other words, is what shows we are paying attention and are not planning on shopping (women) or naked women (men). Now comes the smoke from your server: It is amazing how a story gives power over the account. He who tells the story, get it right (especially those who know me know I tend to gesticulate a lot in my stories) becomes a sort of wise, to know and pass on information that no one had. But the value is temporary and contextual story: A story out of context or knowledge generated revulsion and automatic loss of power of the speaker. Ie, becomes a fool. Displaying this great video of The Simpsons I thought about the value of knowing that things at the right time, in the right way and conveying the message that I mean exactly. That is, if I tell you right now I'm rambling, nonsensical talking nonsense, which entertain and sometimes suggest, would they have discovered that they should not read this last line, since it does not make any sense? But now that they have read, have no choice but to think what might have been, not what actually is. meantime, keep looking like the anecdote that amuses them and gives them power. If you do not, it's time to live.
Professionals, Amateurs, Newbies and Mad Scientists 
We will use two important words at this point: Dumb and Cagada.
We say that someone is Pendejo, when everyone knows that someone is making a mistake but not himself ... The nature something like: Everyone knows that there is a mistake to drink water near a river full of crocodiles, but the cows pendejas do it all the time and the end up eating, and then blame the crocodile that all he has done is feed the hungry.
Dumb cow, the crocodile pendejo, pendejo who sees everything and says nothing. Now call
shit any activity. "The shit that" is simply an allegory for any activity that ends in failure. That is, we say "crap" to activities that make a "fool" professional.
However, given the previous distinctions, I wanted to mention the many times that when someone wants to show off their skills, always says the same thing: "Make way for the Professional" ... For me, the professionals, removing from one side to the "Professional Morons" do not exist.
There are people who charge a sum of money (I do not understand how some people pay) por realizar una actividad en la cual se ha desempañado suficiente tiempo como para aprender bastante sobre un tema, pero no por eso significa que esta persona que sabe mucho sea un profesional (Nuevamente, a menos que sea un Pendejo Profesional).
Un profesional nunca dice que no sabe, aún cuando no posea el conocimiento, tiene que buscarlo, y si no existe, debe crearlo. Un profesional tiene que tener la capacidad de entender un problema en su área y poder hacer un diganóstico acertado sobre cuál es el problema de fondo y la solución a alto nivel. Muchas veces no sabe el detalle de cómo solucionar, pero tiene idea de quien puede apoyarlo y evitar hacer una "Cagada".
Un profesional debe ser lo suficientemente wise and ignorant to know when is this shit, and when not. Must be such as to differentiate subtle shit that looks identical to the untrained eye, and know how to make work a dick into something admirable. Finally, a professional knows of his work, understands and has no secrets, but new challenges.
Many people tend to have professional features, but the key point is that professional knowledge and skill have to be as natural as breathing. That's why I say that there are no pure professionals, but there are hybrids.
is, there are amateurs and novices in knowledge areas that are working to become professionals, being assholes at first to be declining the droppings from the experience. It sounds like an asshole Professional evolve to something better.
short and finished talking bullshit ...
the route to be professional, try to understand that you have to be a fool to do shit.
I think that's where humans must evolve.
meantime, I'll have to settle for all mad scientists who I have around me that are professional assholes, amateurs and novices at a time, but more importantly, they are happy and do not care.
Life gives you surprises, surprises come life ... Release 
If someone told me that concentrate in order to achieve I have to write to vent what I have in mind ... Made the decision to express my desire to lead to hell ...
But even when I tell you what I say, unfortunately in the right.
If I spend more than two months without writing the craziness that I understand or try to understand, definitely let you understand everything, and therefore ceased to be productive. And now with what has happened, not being productive, it hurts. Now that my social dynamic has changed, I realized that in reality, the more things change, the more they like. Anyone who has had dramatic changes in your life to know what I mean: At the time, of course it looks like a 180 degree change, but ultimately, I believe man is a creature of habit, so after stability, will come back. May be similar or different, but always reaches stability. I do not think that is good or bad, is simply in our nature.
People love to comment on all that if we shall see, this is a blog in which a person makes a criticism of criticism, which is criticized in a way one another. In other words, everyone has an opinion.
recently told someone that I care about the opinions (if not set the reader, I usually see the comments on my writing, but the answers I give in person.) In short, what is opinion is respected, but most likely not shared.
I find really interesting people in my support required to solve the problems (social, labor, etc.). I've always started from a need to help others, but watch out, I am not doing the job, I am of that gives the tools to do things. Using few words: I do not jam in the mouth, but explain in detail how to do things. connecting lines in the last paragraphs, I realize something ...
look like a dog looking for bed ... I round and round, but came to no issue. But if there is a better way to return to publishing, please notify me and we talked, we think, criticize, or what you like best ...
